Adam’s letters to Grammy people….

Dear Alicia Keys,
    I admit that I don’t care much for your music, BUT I want to be a friend to you! If I were your friend, I would tell you things like “Your hair looks hideous, please don’t leave the house!” But you looked nice in that green dress. I kind-of dug the craziness of the bottom. Well catch ya later!
          LOVE, Adam

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Dear Carrie Underwood,
     Will you be the mother of my children? Plus you can bring your stomp buddies to hang out with me too! And OMG I think that you would definitely “convert” me if you wanted to me my one and only, but since that is not going to happen I will continue to be gay and just ask for you to carry our baby until term and then my partner and I will take over from there!
     LOVE, Adam
P.S. I KNOW all the other AI winner are extremely jealous of you!

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Best Female R&B: Congrats Alicia, but your hair still looks hideous! Sorry!

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Dear The Time,
     Really?! You remind me of Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls.
Love, Adam

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Dear Rhianna,
      The girl who did Alicia’s hair must have picked out your outfit. I do like your music though, I alway have. It is very good music to workout too. It’s upbeat and fun and I also like your ballads too.
          LOVE, Adam

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Dear Beatles,
     Your music really is timeless. I sometime wish that I was alive in your time to see what the big deal was, because honestly, I do not think that there has been anything as spectacular as you guys since then. I cannot wait to see Across the Universe. I bet it will be AWESOME, like We Will Rock You. To the boy who brought chills to me and made me cry, DAMN YOU! Let it be!
     With all my love, Adam

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Medusa, I mean Cyndi Lauper and Hannah Montana introduced Amy Winehouse AS Best New Artist. They are all crazy!

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Dear Kanye West,
     I like some of your music! I like your sunglasses that light up. Where can I get a pair? I am diggin the glowing shit and all that jazz. The glowing violinist was pretty sweet! Your never a winner though! lol The tribute to your Mom was very sweet. I bet this was hard since it was the first Grammy’s without her. You and I both know she is in a better place where her and my dad and Kelli’s mom have nothing to worry about us, except us.
     LOVE, Adam

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Dear Fergie and John Legend,
     You picked a very pretty song to sing tonight. I really liked it. John you are AMAZING on the piano. I have a thing for people who play piano.
        LOVE, Adam

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Best Compilation Album: Love

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Dear Cher,
    You are a funny bitch with your Lincoln comment.
LOVE, Adam

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Dear Beyonce,
    What the FUCK are you wearing?!
Love, Adam

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Dear Tina Turner,
      GIRL, I only wish to look that good when I am your age! I wish you were still doing concerts so that I could go to one! My Aunts and Uncle have been to two of them but I would love to just see one! I Love me some Proud Mary! Tina you are a LEGEND!
     Love, Adam

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Song of the Year: Rehab by Amy Winehouse

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Dear Foo Fighters,
     I am not really into that music. Sorry.
Love, Adam

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Dear Brad Pasley,
     Cute shirt. I don’t really like the Tick song. It’s awful hick! That is all.
Love, Adam

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Chris Brown if you weren’t a minor I would tell you that your cute but your a minor so I won’t do that. Best Rap Album: Graduation by Kanye West. Look he finally won something lol! But he is still an idoit with a big mouth!

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Luda I think you are a hottie too! AMEN! lol

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Dear Aretha,
     You still have an amazing voice but the hottie over your right shoulder was better to look at! Gospel hour was nice. I want to find a nice black church back here in Atlanta with an AMAZING gospel choir and listen to it. Maybe I should do that…… Have I ever told you that I am not a big fan of contemporary christian music, never really have.
      Love, Adam

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Dear Feist,
     Your introducer Dierks Bentley is HOT. I like your iPod song though!
Love, Adam

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Dear J.B.,
     I really dig you. I woud like to spend more time with you just hanging out. I have a new movie for us to watch! Hope to talk to you soon!
         Love, Adam

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Best Rock Album: Foo Fighters

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Dear Alicia,
    God somebody is being greedy with our new friendship wanting another letter and stuff! Well I am glad that your got my first letter because your hair looks soooooo much better! You actually look better now then you did at the beginning!
     Love, Adam

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Best Country Album: Vince Gill

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To the rest of the Grammy performers, I am sorry but this is a school night and I must get up early tomorrow! BUT I will finish (maybe) later on because I have Tivo-ed this!